He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
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What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
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The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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