no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
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How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
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too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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