Dual....:-)
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
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"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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