do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
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Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
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I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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