Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
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I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
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Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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