Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
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Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
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Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
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