God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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