holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
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Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
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Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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