it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
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Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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