PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
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I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
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Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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