i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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