Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
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At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
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It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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