absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
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Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
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if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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