he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
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We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
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When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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