I could have mohawked her pubes.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
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This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
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I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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