Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
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So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
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Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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