No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
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Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
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You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize