Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
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Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
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i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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