But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
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Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
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4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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