I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
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Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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