i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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