Can i not drive my cunt home
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
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There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Come share oat with me in your robe
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He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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