YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
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I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
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Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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