how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
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She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
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He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
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