Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
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We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
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You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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