Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
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He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
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I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Randomize