all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
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we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
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I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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