I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
we made out on top of his cat.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
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I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
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I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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