you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
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She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
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The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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