Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
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The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
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I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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