She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
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He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
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Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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