That's intense
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
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Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
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We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
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Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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