One girl and one boy is just not enough.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
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You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
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she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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