it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
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Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
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I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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