Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
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I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
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because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Randomize