we have pet lesbian snakes
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
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