well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
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Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
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The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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