Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
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She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
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Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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