apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
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i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
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I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
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