This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
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He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
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my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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