bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
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Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
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I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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