He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
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I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
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When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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