What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
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You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
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My boob is missing a layer of skin
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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