Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
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Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
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Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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