is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
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Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
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I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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