I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
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We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
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Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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