Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
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there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
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Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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