I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
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I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
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and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
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