He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
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He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
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I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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