I CAN MOONWALK!
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
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there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
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I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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