Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
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just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
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also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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