remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
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The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
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I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
i think im in europe. pls send help
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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