I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
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My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
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getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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